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The Parking Lot At The American University Of Dubai Is Full Of Amazing Cars [PHOTOS]


Dubai's police force is known for having a stable of amazing vehicles, and it turns out the city's students aren't doing too badly, either.
Reddit user Squirrelnelius, aka Meeka Nasser, is a student at the American University of Dubai, and posted these photos of the amazing cars that fill the school's parking lot. He wrote:
Because Cayennes and Range Rovers are a dime a dozen here, I only included a few of them in the album.
Keep in mind, almost all of the students are between 18 and 24 years old, as the graduate program is pretty tiny here. The students that drive the insanely expensive cars (Rolls Royces and Bentleys etc.) are usually local (Emirati) for those wondering.
Nasser gave us permission to run some of the photos, so we've picked out our favorites for your viewing pleasure. (We've blocked the license plates.)
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TOP 11 RICHEST IN KENYA

Agakhan and former president Kibaki


The summary of the top 11 richest in kenya

The are just 11 but very, very rich. Their wealth at the Nairobi Securities Exchange (NSE) increased by Sh27 billion in slightly less than 12 months. Mark you, that is only wealth in shares listed in their names at the NSE. They have much more in shares not listed in their names, but under nominee accounts or through sister companies to ones listed at the stock market.
Yet, another huge chunk of their wealth is in firms they own but are not quoted at the NSE. It is also worth noting that there is an equal or slightly bigger number of Kenyans who are as wealthy, if not more endowed, than the 11, but whose wealth is largely unknown to the public as their companies or businesses are not listed at the NSE. Top in the rich list of those whose wealth is measurable, at least through the NSE, is his Highness The Aga Khan who alone scooped Sh17 billion of the Sh27 billion.
Next is the family of the late Philip Ndegwa, at Sh3 billion, a former entrepreneur per excellence whose estate stands solid in real estate, banking and other investment. Then follows Dr James Mwangi of Equity Bank and Chris Kirubi who made Sh2 billion and Sh1.41 billion, respectively. The family of retired President Daniel arap Moi and businessman-cum-politician Jimnah Mbaru, just shied off the billion mark, to have their listed wealth at the NSE increase by Sh800 million apiece.
Close in tow are businessmen Peter Munga, Naushad Merali, Ashok Shah and insurance executive, Benson Wairegi, whose wealth increased by Sh620 million, Sh400 million, Sh400 million and Sh380 million, respectively. The Somen family, with their vast interests in provision of Internet services and banker Gideon Muriuki closed the super rich list with gains of Sh300 million and Sh216 million, respectively. The Aga Khan, who is the spiritual leader of the Ismailia community, made his wealth through his investments in the media, banking, insurance and hospitality.
He is the single largest investor at the NSE with majority shareholding in the media giant, Nation Media Group (NMG), TPS East Africa which runs the Serena chain of hotels, Jubilee Insurance and the Diamond Trust Bank. The NMG, by far the largest listed of the Aga Khan’s commercial interests in East Africa, had a market value of Sh48.5 billion by close of business at the NSE on Wednesday. Aga Khan’s stake at the company is 44.66 percent where his shares are held under the Aga Khan Fund for Economic Development
The Aga Khan
Over the 12 month period, his wealth in the company grew by Sh10.1 billion from Sh11.64 billion to Sh21.75 billion as the company’s share moved from Sh166 to Sh312. In Tourism Promotion Services (TPS) East Africa, a holding company that has in its stable 21 hospitality establishments (13hotels and eight lodges) marketed through Serena Hotel and Lodges brand name, his wealth grew by Sh657 million from Sh3.1billion to Sh3.7billion. His shares in TPS East Africa are held through Aga Khan Economic Fund for Development, Industrial Promotion Services, Aga Khan University Investments, Property Development and Management (PDM) Holding, and Craysell Investment. In Diamond Trust Bank, his shares are held under Aga Khan Fund for Economic Development, Habib Bank, Craysell Investment and PDM Holding. In the past 12 months, his wealth in the bank grew by Sh4.9 billion from 6.7billion to 11.68 billion. In Jubilee Insurance, where his shares are held under Aga Khan Fund for Economic Development, his wealth grew by Sh1.9 billion from Sh4.09 billion to Sh6 billion.
Ndegwa family
Though heavy investors in a wide range of sectors: from farming, shipping, real estate and insurance, the family of the late Philip Ndegwa are in the securities market only through the National Industrial Credit (NIC) bank. The family’s shares in the NIC are held through First Chartered Securities Ltd and ICEA Assets Management Ltd whose directors are the late Ndegwa sons, James and Andrew. In the past one year, the Ndegwas wealth grew by Sh2.84 billion from Sh4.6 billion to Sh7.46 billion.
Dr James Mwangi
With a 3.45 per cent shareholding, Dr Mwangi is the biggest individual investor in Equity Bank. In the period under consideration, his wealth in the bank grew by Sh1.81 billion from Sh2.64billion to Sh4.46billion. The Equity Bank boss is also one of the biggest shareholders in life insurance firm, Britam, where his wealth grew by Sh187.5 million from Sh438.7million to 626.2million.
Chris Kirubi
The industrialist and media owner’s investment in the NSE is through the Centum group. He was also the third largest shareholder in the Kenya Power company but has since sold his shares to Mama Ngina Kenyatta. In Centum, Kirubi’s investment grew by Sh1.41 billion while his worth in Kenya Power grew by Sh39 million to Sh269.9 million from Sh230.9 million.
Moi family
Former President Moi’s most visible investments at the NSE are in Standard Chartered Bank and the Standard Media Group. In Standard Chartered where his shareholding is held under Kabarak Ltd, his wealth grew by Sh387.7million from Sh568.8million to Sh956.5million. In the Standard Media Group where his shares are held under SNG (Standard Newspaper Group) holdings, his investments increased by Sh409million from Sh1.297billion to Sh1.7billion.
Jimnah Mbaru
Mbaru’s flagship business is the securities brokerage firm, Dyer and Blair. He is also a major shareholder in Britam and Transcentury Group where his wealth grew by Sh690.5 million. In Britam, his investments grew by Sh548.2 million from Sh1.28 billion to Sh1.83 billion, while in Transcentury his wealth increased by Sh145.2million from Sh581million to Sh726 million.
Peter Munga
The Equity Bank founder chairs the bank’s board where he is listed among the top 10 largest stock owners with a 0.61 per cent shareholding. In Equity, his wealth grew by Sh319.4million from Sh465million to Sh784 million while he increased his worth in Britam by Sh187.5million from Sh438.7million to Sh626million.
Benson Wairegi
The chief executive of Britam, Wairegi, joined the firm fresh from university rising up to his current position. He is one of the biggest shareholders in both Britam and Equity Bank where his wealth increased by Sh380million. In Britam, his investments increased by Sh250.7million from Sh586.7million to Sh837.4million while his Equity Bank stake increased by Sh129.3million to Sh317.6million from Sh186.3million.
Naushad Merali
He is the Kenyan version of US investment guru Warren Buffet with a knack for striking business deals while they are hot. Merali’s investments at the NSE are spread across agricultural, automobile and manufacturing sectors. His controlling interests are in Sasini Tea and Coffee, tyre manufacturer Sameer Africa and battery manufacturer Eveready East Africa. Through the three companies, Merali’s fortune grew by Sh431.7million. In Sasini, his investments which are held through Legend Investment, Yana Towers and East Africa Batteries grew by Sh246million from Sh1.477billion to Sh1.723billion while in Sameer Africa his wealth grew Sh119.4million to Sh844.4million from Sh724.9million. In Eveready East Africa where his shares are held under East Africa batteries, his investments grew by Sh66million.
Somen Family
The Somen family came to the limelight when it listed Access Kenya, a communication company that sells corporate bandwidth, small offices and up market homes across the country. The company has been in the news lately following a bid by South Africa firm, Dimension Data PLC, to buy all the 218 million shares in the company. Somen family’s shares in Access Kenya are held separately by three members of the family, the patriarch Michael Somen, and his two sons Jonathan and David. Jonathan, the company’s managing director, is the majority shareholder followed by David and his father in that order. Their wealth increased by Sh323.6million in the last 12 months. Jonathan’s worth in the company increased by Sh181.3million from Sh172million to Sh353.3million while David’s grew by Sh78million from Sh74million to Sh152million.Michael’s worth grew by Sh64.3million from Sh61million to Sh125.3million.
Gideon Muriuki
The Cooperative Bank managing director is the second biggest shareholder in the bank and the biggest individual shareholder. He gained Sh216million from his seven percent shareholding pushing his investments’ worth from Sh1.095billion to Sh1.31billion. Muriuki is also the biggest shareholder in CIC Insurance.
Ashok Shah
The founder of APA Insurance firm is one of the major players in both general and life insurance. His investments in NSE are spread across automotive, commercial, banking and insurance. His name features among the top shareholders in CMC Motor Group, Barclays Bank, Kenya Airways, and Pan Africa Life Insurance where his investments grew by Sh26.1 million. In Barclays Bank, his wealth grew by Sh2.4million from Sh6.1million to Sh8.6million, while in Pan Africa Life his portfolio gained by Sh39.6million.


From the people

President Museveni Narrowly Escapes Being Shot Dead by His Bodyguard


This could have been President Museveni’s last seen photo had his bodyguard’s shot found its mark. The shot was fired shortly after this photo was taken. Here he chats with (L-R) Deputy Speaker of Parliament Jacob Oulanyah, Speaker Rebecca Kadaga and EALA Speaker Margaret Zziwa at Parliament yesterday

The whole incident has been kept out of all main Ugandan and Kenyan newspapers, the London Evening Post reports. It appears no one wants it said that Museveni faced near death at the hands of one of his own highly trained body guards.
According to the report, President Museveni had just wrapped up speaking at the East African Legislative Assembly (EALA) at parliament in Kampala and was headed to his waiting convoy when the shot was heard, coming from amongst his security guard.
One of the country’s legislators spoke to the London Evening Post on condition of anonymity and explained what happened: “It was unfortunate for the young man (the body guard) who was just boarding a military pick up when his pistol fell from his waist and let off a shot.”
The guard, dressed in a black suit, was traveling in the third pick-up escort truck in President Museveni’s long 20-vehicle motorcade. He was immediately shot and wounded by one of his colleagues who believed he’d attempted to take the Museveni’s life.
In the pandemonium that followed, legislators fled the scene, the president was quickly secured in his bullet-proof vehicle and the wounded body guard with the errant weapon was bundled off in another truck in the motorcade, which departed in haste.
The question still remains: was this a deliberate attempt on Museveni’s life. The London Evening Post cited inside sources who did say it was unusual for the safety catch on a guard’s weapon to be off and ready to be fired.
Museveni has enemies, as is expected when one holds on to power for over a quarter of a century, but the Evening Post did point out another reason the long-term president might have acquired fresh disdain.
A plan known as the “Muhoozi Project” came to light, so named as it involves Museveni’s alleged plans to hand over control of Uganda to his son.
A letter by a General Sejusa asking authorities to investigate threats against those who oppose the “Muhoozi Project” was published in the Daily Monitor newspaper and the Red Pepper tabloid in Uganda.
Both papers were shut down by police.
The Ugandan president’s tight leash on the nation’s media perhaps explains why not one paper reported about his near death experience, the London Evening Post speculated.

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BREAKING NEWS:MOURINHO APPOINTED

MOURINHO APPOINTED


Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Jose Mourinho as First Team Manager.
Mourinho has signed a four-year contract and will return to the club where he won two Premier League titles, an FA Cup and two League Cups between 2004 and 2007.
Ron Gourlay, Chelsea FC Chief Executive, said: 'I am delighted to welcome Jose back to Chelsea. His continued success, drive and ambition made him the outstanding candidate.
'It is our aim to keep the club moving forward to achieve greater success in the future and Jose is our number one choice as we believe he is the right manager to do just that.
'He was and remains a hugely popular figure at the club and everyone here looks forward to working with him again.'
Since leaving Chelsea in 2007, the 50-year-old Portuguese has worked in Italy with Inter and Spain with Real Madrid, lifting three league championships, two domestic cups and the Champions League.
Originally appointed at Stamford Bridge in 2004, immediately after winning Europe's top competition with Porto, he quickly achieved success securing his first trophy for the club as early as February 2005, when we beat Liverpool 3-2 after extra-time in Cardiff to win the Carling Cup. We went on to win the league that season with a record 95 points and a record low of just 15 goals conceded in 38 games.
The club celebrated consecutive championships in our centenary 2005/06 season, secured with a 3-0 win over Manchester United in late April, and the next campaign we were able to add the Carling Cup with victory over Arsenal in Cardiff, and the FA Cup when United were beaten again in the first senior game at the new Wembley.
Mourinho departed by mutual consent in September 2007, going on to develop his already impressive CV by winning the Serie A twice in two years and the Champions League with Inter, before joining Real Madrid in 2010, where he lifted both La Liga and the Copa Del Rey, ending his stay in Spain yesteday.
He brings three coaching staff with him in Rui Faria, Silvino Louro and Jose Morais. Each carries the title of Assistant First Team Coach and will work alongside current first team staff Steve Holland, Christophe Lollichon and Chris Jones.
The new manager will be officially presented in a press conference at Stamford Bridge on Monday 10 June, further details of which will follow in due course.

Jose Mourinho is back

Jose: I’ll be back with Blues this week



JOSE MOURINHO last night broke his silence to confirm for the first time he is the new Chelsea boss.
As we exclusively revealed on May 3, the Special One has quit Real Madrid and sealed his return to Stamford Bridge.
Mourinho told leading Spanish TV football show Punto Pelota: “I’m going to London on Monday and at the end of the week I will be the manager of Chelsea.
“I feel the people there love me and in life you have to look for that.

“Life is beautiful and short and you must look for what you think is best for you.”

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IT IS WITH EMOTION AND GREAT SADNESS THAT WE LEARN THE DEATH OF JULES SHUNGU Wembadio BOLT Kikumba. aka PAPA WEMBA THE KING OF THE SAPE SINGER AND AFRICAN ORIGIN CONGOLAISE OCCURRED THIS SATURDAY 1 JUIN 2013 KINSHASA. HE WAS 64 YEARS bye bye maestr

WHY TO BE RICH IS NOT GOOD



I visited a very rich friend, the maid approached me and .....
Question: What drink do you want? Fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, coffee or frapuccino?
Answer: tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please
... ... Question: How do you please, black or white?
Answer: white
Question: Milk or cream?
Answer: milk
Question: goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: With cow's milk please
Question: Cow Cow Europe or Africa?
Answer: Hmm, I think I'll take Africa
Question: do you want with sweeteners, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar
Question: beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: sugar cane
Question: White sugar, brown or yellow?
Answer: Hey, forget the tea, just give me a glass of water
Question: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water
Question: Flavored or unflavored?
Answer: I say oh my darling, I made you quoiii?

Thika United striker off to USA


Thika United coach John Kamau reveals to Goal.com that striker Kennedy Otieno, who bagged a hat-trick against Karuturi, has landed scholarship to study in USA
Thika United striker Kennedy Otieno will leave the club in July after he landed a scholarship to study in the United States of America (USA).
Otieno scored the first hat-trick of the season when he netted three goals to enable his side stop Karuturi Sports 3-0 in a Kenyan Prenier League (KPL) match at home four weeks ago.
Thika United coach John Kamau confirmed the player has received a sports scholarship at Longwood University in a move that has forced him to look for an able replacement.
“He is scheduled to leave in July and before then we must get an able replacement. We need someone who can assist Ezekiel Odera in the striking force,” Kamau told Goal.com.
At the same time, Kamau has expressed issues with the date of the KPL Top 8 final which has been scheduled for June 14 insisting it should be pushed further.
Kamau said the date denies his side an opportunity to make good preparations as his players need time to recover from a gruelling first leg of the KPL.
Thika United will play Tusker in the Top 8 final with the winner walking away with a Sh1million prize money.
from www.goal.com

THIKA tops :ease of starting business by World Bank report



New Nakumatt Thika town

The World Bank’s ranking of selected cities and key towns shows that Malaba is the best place to do business in Kenya having toppled Narok, which held the position last year. 


High cost of business and lengthy registration procedures are denying Kenya growth momentum and potential jobs from small and medium sized enterprises, a new report on the ease of doing business has revealed.
The survey by the World Bank found that lengthy procedures for starting a business, weak enforcement of contracts and slow registration of property are key obstacles to entrepreneurship in key towns, especially in the capital Nairobi.
The World Bank’s ranking of selected cities and key towns shows that Malaba is the best place to do business in Kenya having toppled Narok, which held the position last year.
Speedy issuance of construction permits and better enforcement of contracts helped the town on the Kenya-Uganda border to improve its standing.
The ranking examines the business environment for SMEs in 13 towns, including Nairobi, Mombasa, Nakuru, Eldoret, Kisumu, Malaba, Thika, Nyeri, Kakamega, Isiolo, Narok, Garissa and Kilifi.
It does not cover large or foreign-owned businesses and focuses on four thematic areas: Ease of starting a business, ease of dealing with construction permits, ease of registering a property and ease of enforcing contracts.
The report says Malaba has in the past 12 months rolled out reform measures in key areas of issuance of permits and enforcement of contracts.
It now takes a businessperson 64 days to get a permit, putting the border town ahead of South Africa’s average of 127 days.
This year’s ranking, however, shows that Kenya has significantly improved the speed with which construction permits for warehouses are issued, taking position 37 out of the 183 countries surveyed.
“Kenya is among the fastest and cheapest economies in sub-Saharan Africa for dealing with construction permits,” says the report.
But East Africa’s largest economy’s ranking plummeted in key areas of enforcement of contracts, issuance of business permits and registration of property to stand at position 109 from position 78 in 2009 – out of 183 countries surveyed.
The World Bank said that economies that score well on issuance of permits tend to have rigorous but expeditious and transparent processes.
The ranking of countries is based on a detailed examination of the processes by which inspections are done and certificates issued before, during and after construction of a warehouse.
It examines the necessary approvals to build a simple commercial warehouse and to connect it to water, sewerage and a fixed telephone line.
More important for Kenyan policy makers is the finding that the cost of getting a permit in Kenya is much lower as a percentage of per capita income compared to sub-Saharan Africa’s average.
Kenya has in the past eight years reformed its business licensing regime culminating to the simplification or elimination of 694 out of the total 1,325 licences.
The effort has helped businesses to save Sh5.2 billion ($62 million) per year, according to the World Bank’s private financing arm the International Finance Corporation (IFC).
Prime Minister Raila Odinga said bureaucracy remained a major obstacle to doing business in Kenya.
“Position 109 is very bad and this is mainly due to rampant corruption, lack of access to finance and inefficiencies related to government bureaucracy,” he said.
Mr Odinga said it was not acceptable that Rwanda, which for many years suffered civil strife, can reform its business environment to the point of beating Kenya.
from http://www.businessdailyafrica.com